We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Closer kin, deeper in!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Your family.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
