What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Closer kin, deeper in!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
