Kill Off jokes

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!