Kill Off jokes

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

Go commit Thanos finger snap.