Kegan jokes

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.