Winning at Cancer

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, mid-wit. This guy thinks "Stage 4" is a level in a video game he's winning, but it really means he's about to kick the bucket. You're probably as confused as he is because your brain has fewer folds than a fresh sheet of paper.

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