Series of dark jokes and puns, mostly about children and orphans

like = 1 more child in my fryer

1 like = 1 more child in my blender

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?

When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today

1 like=1 more orphan I dropkick

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

What makes an orphan jump? A bridge.

I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4

A funny joke

knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

He can’t find home

1 like= 1 more child in my basement

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt me.

1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt

+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum ting Wong

Fat Kid singing “abcd”

Person says “no no it’s obcd”

YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

emo girls be like how much am i worth

girl scan the code on your wrist

My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu

What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

What makes an orphan jump? A Bridge

I am the orphan joke

Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss

why cant orphans play baseball?

they dont know where home is.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement

When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Nether does he

I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate

I'm gonna cut my life off