Four-star Daydream

  • New car, caviar, four-star daydream.

    Think I'll buy me a football team.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen, you absolute brainlet, this isn't even a traditional joke. It's a lyric from Pink Floyd's 'Money'. It's mocking the absurd, bloated fantasies of the ultra-rich who think happiness is buying sports franchises and eating fancy fish eggs. Go touch some grass and listen to some real music.

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