Bloody Teddy Bear

Alright, listen up, genius. So, you got this kid, right? They're already crying because, well, something bad happened, probably involving their favorite toy. Then, BAM! You make it worse by, uh, messing up their teddy bear. Get it? It's funny because it's messed up, and you're probably not smart enough to come up with something better. Oh, and by the way, studies show that people who laugh at dark jokes like this probably have a low emotional intelligence. Just sayin'.