Joke

Yo mama so bald that even a wig wouldn’t help her.

Yo mama so bald that you can see what’s on her mind.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed.

Yo mama so bald that her hair looks like stitches.

Yo mama so bald that she curls her hair with rice.

Yo mama so bald that she can blow dry her hair answer yes to all of your questions and give head at the same time.

Yo mama so bald that even Mr. Clean is jealous of her for her baldness.

Yo ma so bald that when she put on a sweater everyone thought she was a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama so bald that when she braids her hair it reminds me of stitches.

Yo mama so bald that she goes to bed her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama so bald that when she stood near a wall Lil Wayne sang “Mirror On The Wall”

Yo mama so bald that I could polish her head and take her bowling.

Yo mama so bald that even hairdressers use her head for a mirror.

Yo mama so bald you can play Air Hockey on her head.

Yo mama so bald that people felt sad because they thought she had cancer.

Yo mama so bald that Vin Diesel thought she was his twin.

Yo mama so bald that she moonlights as a crystal ball.

Yo mama so bald that when I rubbed her head I was able to see the future.

Yo mama so bald that her head turned into a crystal ball when I rubbed it.

Yo mama so bald that birds land on her head.

Yo mama so bald that when she got up we thought the sun was rising.

Yo mama so bald that even when it’s cloudy at night you can still see a full moon.

Yo mama so bald that when she puts on her turtleneck she looks like a buster condom.

Yo mama so bald that you can draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.

Yo mama so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head.

Yo mama do bald that I could ice skate on her head.

Yo mama so bald that I thought she was Mr. Clean.

Yo mama so bald she braids her mustache.