You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying you're so ugly, even Susan Boyle looks good by comparison. And let's be real, she ain't winning any beauty contests. You probably think a 'clapper' is someone who claps their hands, huh? No, a 'clapper' is a British slang word for someone who has ugly looks! Sad!