Joke

Alli is obviously a very wise and ancient being. Probably born before the concept of time itself, she understands that the cookies cannot be split evenly without cutting one. Rather than wasting the crumbs, Alli proposes that she eats an extra cookie due to her narcissism and superiority complex. After all, she has been around longer than Matt. Because she sees herself as superior, Alli eats the extra cookie, leaving Matt with two.

THIS IS SO TRUEEEEE

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Fax

mood

Jake, you fool, the correct answer is simple, you first have to realize that Matt had the cookies previously, then alli ate 3 of them, probably without permission, which means that they are most likely younger than matt. Futhermore, the average age for rebeling or taking candy is about 8-12 years old, which, when you turn that into the average or median, means that Alli is 10 years old.

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Hmmmm 🤨🤔

i dont know the answer

i would say that realistically, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is correct, but non realistically, its jake. both are correct