Scared Ash

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about someone who's down in the dumps and thinking about checking out early. But when it comes down to actually doing it, they're too chicken to jump. It's like saying you're gonna bench press a car, but then you can't even lift the bar. You know what I mean? I had to explain it to you because you probably think a joke is when someone actually does something stupid, like you!