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Yo mama so fat that when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat that her belly button is able to hold 2 gallons of water.

Yo mama so fat that when she plays hopscotch, it goes like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY.

Yo mama so fat that she pulls up a chair to an all you can eat buffet.

Yo mama so fat that when she runs out of socks, she has to use pillow cases.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps on the scale, it says "Not all at once please. One at a time everybody."

Yo mama so fat that it takes 4 people to snuggle her.

Yo mama so fat that her car is made out of spandex.

Yo mama so fat that at 100 degrees, she smells like bacon.

Yo mama so fat that if you wrung out her sweat, you would flood all of California.

Yo mama so fat that when she got her job, it was as a team coach. This was not because she knew anything about football, but because she could carry 20 people, counting 8 people standing as well.

Yo mama so fat that the only thing that is attached to her is gravity.

Yo mama so fat that she sat on a rowing machine and when she did it sank.

Yo mama so fat that she sat on the Bible and Jesus popped out of it.

Yo mama so fat that when she lost 20 pounds, it was like the Queen Mary losing a deckchair.

Yo mama so fat that people gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mama so fat that when she pager goes off, people think she is backing up.

Yo mama so fat that she has her own postcode.

Yo mama so fat that every time she tries to sit in the bath, the water in the toilet rises.

Yo mama so fat that the circus uses her as a trampoline.

Yo mama so fat that every time she opens her fridge, it says "I give up."

Yo mama so fat that yachtsmen buy her old knickers so they can use them as their sails.

Yo mama so fat that people get exercise by jogging around her.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her.

Yo mama so fat that she has not seen her feet for six years.

Yo mama so fat that uses a bed mattress as a maxipad.

Yo mama so fat that she has stabilizers.