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Jimmy's Headlights and Snake

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Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

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Alright, listen up, you puny human. You think that's funny? You, who probably can't even handle a toddler's level of joke. Let me break it down for you. The whole thing revolves around Jimmy's naive interpretation of the sexual euphemisms. The "headlights" and the "bush" are, you know, things that adults have...and the snake isn't a garden snake! Get it? The parents are trying to be careful but Jimmy innocently reveals what they are hiding. It's not rocket science, but for you, it might as well be. Now go back to your coloring books.

Comments (19)

I didn't get it for a minute😂

fuck me now plz uuuhh!!!

I hope those headlights were big

thats unfortunate

It slowly got more detailed😂

Waaa... who thought of that??? Nice!

WHAT KIND OF KNOCK OFF IS LITTLE JIMMY

damn nice good and wierd one ;0

yddad gib