Joke

Yo mama so ashy that when she rubbed her arm it snowed.

Yo mama so bald that her head shines bright like a diamond.

Yo mama so bald that you can use her head as a mirror.

Yo mama so bald that I could polish her head and take her bowling.

Yo mama so black that when she sweats soy sauce comes out.

Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama so cold that when she sat in the hot tub it froze.

Yo mama so cold that her hugs give me frostbite.

Yo mama so cold that she shits ice cubes.

Yo mama so cold her blood type is ice cream.

Yo mama so chatty that the loudspeakers got jealous.

Yo mama so chatty that when I talked to her on my phone my phone exploded.

Yo mama so chatty that she gave an epilogue at her own funeral.

Yo mama so clumsy that she tripped over a wireless controller.

Yo mama so clumsy she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so American she tried to ride a Red Bull.

Yo mama so American she called 911 when she saw her shadow wasn’t white.

Yo mama so American her blood type is red white and blue.

Yo mama so American she sues McDonald's for selling French Fries.

Yo mama so American she sued you for having a German shepherd.

Yo mama so American she didn’t let her kids play with toys made in China.

Yo mama so dumb when I asked her if she wanted to go to Wendy’s she was like “Hell no. I don’t know that fucking bitch.”

Yo mama so dumb that she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought The Outsiders was about the great outdoors.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought TikTok was an alarm app.

Yo mama so dumb that she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so dumb that she goes to the post office to send an email.

Yo mama so dumb that she saw the McDonald’s drive thru sign and drove through the building.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so dumb that she brought tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo mama so evil that the devil fell in love with her.

Yo mama so evil her blood type is poison.

Yo mama so evil that she made you drink all your orange juice after you brushed your teeth.

Yo mama so evil she didn’t whip you with a belt. She whipped you with a freaking whip.

Yo mama so fat that when she got on the elevator and pressed the up button it went down.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the elevator and it exploded.

Yo mama so fat her address is McDonald’s.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.