John Wilkes Booth jokes

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

No one:

Literally no one:

Abraham Lincoln: *dies*

John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

“They both blow heads.”

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?