John Wilkes Booth jokes
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”