John Wilkes Booth jokes

No one:

Literally no one:

Abraham Lincoln: *dies*

John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?