Jerk-off

Jerk-Off Jokes

We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off

yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex I could not think that her mother is so hot

what will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast