What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
