Ish jokes
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
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Like if I'm fine-ish.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
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Gotta do history mstep so i wont be on till like 1:15 ish
A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more
Add me on Fortnite my name is 21t7 will be on at 8:30/8:20 ish