Ish jokes

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

You are all going to be pun-ished!

What do you call an orphan fish?

Self-ish.

Like if I'm fine-ish.

Who is the coolest vegetable?

Rad-ish, of course!

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Are you fin-ished with your work?

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.