iPhone XS jokes
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”