Interworld jokes

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.