Instability jokes

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.