Instability jokes

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

The happier they get, the less they see.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.