Innocents' Day jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.