Imbalance jokes

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

BLM British Lives Matter.