Illegal Possession jokes

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.