Illegal Possession jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.