Icyhot jokes

Why does the ice cream have so many friends?

Because he’s cool.

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

"I'd smash that."

My hair strainer is hotter than you.