Hydrochloric Acid jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.