Hydrochloric Acid jokes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
