Hydrochloric Acid jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."