Hydra jokes
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
