Hungary jokes

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Answer: Hungary

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?

If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"

How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?