Humidity jokes

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Dews?

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

Once I tried to catch some fog.

I mist.

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.