Hopi jokes

Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why are mountains never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Can I get a HOYA?

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!