Hopi jokes

Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.

The happier they get, the less they see.

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Can I get a HOYA?

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

How do you spell ihop?

Then spell ihop and say "ness".