Hopi jokes
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Can I get a HOYA?
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!