10+ Best Honey Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Hairstyle

YALL I FOUND MEGAMINDS MOM

A woman with a huge bouffant hairstyle is standing in a kitchen. The text above reads: "Hairstylist: Whatchu want? Her: Ever had your mind blown? Hairstylist: Say no more."

Cereal

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

Carpet

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Insult

This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy gray bird with an intense, angry expression. It's perched on a dark, narrow ledge with a blurred yellow background.

Rabbit

An illustration of Winnie the Pooh, depicted in a serious and somewhat menacing manner, with a pensive expression, sitting in what appears to be a dark pool or bath. A dark, thin object, possibly a hookah, is visible next to him. The background is dark with horizontal stripes, giving a dramatic, almost crime-boss-like ambiance. Text above reads: 'rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i'll make you christopher robin's best friend'.

Brand

This is the meme

Couple

Me with my honey

A picture of Voldemort and Bellatrix, both smiling. Underneath the picture, it says "this can't be good".

Mom

An Elf on the Shelf doll lies next to the message "UR MOM IS HOT," which is written with Cheerios.

Plant

A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman with a green bow in her hair waters a basil plant with a red watering can. In the second, she looks sad while watering an empty pot labeled "Thyme", next to other pots labeled "Rosemary" and "Nirnroot". In the third panel, she asks a man, "Honey, why isn't my Thyme growing?" He replies, "Be patient. Give it some Thyme." In the fourth panel, the woman is in a hospital bed with an IV drip. A bear-like doctor shows her an X-ray of a human chest, with a bone clearly labeled "Thymus". The comic is attributed to Enzo Comics and CUEK.CO.

Wife

A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."

Jokes

Lesbian

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Pregnancy

Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not."

Paternity

A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."