Homograph jokes

There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.

Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.

After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.