Homemade food jokes

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.

What food has an orphan made?

Homemade food.

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Like if you love food!

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?