Holy Shit jokesAdd jokeBestNewestCop16 views · Anonymous · 9 years agoA cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"PreviousNext12Unbelievable jokesMind blowing jokesAfrica jokesProstitution jokesIncest jokesFamily jokesAll categories
Cop16 views · Anonymous · 9 years agoA cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
