Holy Shit jokesAdd jokeBestNewestCopAnonymous ยท 9 years agoA cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"PreviousNext12Unbelievable jokesMind blowing jokesOffensive jokesDark HumorOrphan jokesStephen Hawking jokesAll categories
CopAnonymous ยท 9 years agoA cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
