Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? -- Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
