High way jokes

Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.

My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.