High Society jokes

Fashion Sense

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Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Johnny Depp

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What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Mp3

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I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

White privilege

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A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Perfect

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No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.