HI jokes
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.