Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
HI Jokes
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
I love you.
Hi 👋
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
