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Hi 👋 I was wondering...
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
Hi I did a...
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.