Hess jokes

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.