You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job? Because he got fired.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
