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This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
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Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.