Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Hes Jokes
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
