He jizzes canned cheese.
Hes Jokes
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
