Hes jokes
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Iām back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
"Stop it," said he.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."