Hes jokes
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
"Stop it," said he.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣