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Hes jokes

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

suck a big cock.

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".