Hes jokes
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.