The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Hes Jokes
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
